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Really, Diet Pepsi, really? You’re going to ask me that...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:32:00 -0600

Really, Diet Pepsi, really? You’re going to ask me that question on this channel and not give me the option to click “go die in a fire”?

There has to be a Spotify playlist or something for The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, right? Right?

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 15:50:23 -0600

There has to be a Spotify playlist or something for The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, right? Right?

“Well look who I ran into,” crowed Coincidence. “Please,”...

Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:09:23 -0600

“Well look who I ran into,” crowed Coincidence. “Please,” flirted Fate, “this was meant to be.”

six-fiftyeight: oh, darcy.

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:43:10 -0600

six-fiftyeight:

oh, darcy.

lucylivesherlife: In which Lizzie is not impressed.

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 20:32:27 -0600

lucylivesherlife:

In which Lizzie is not impressed.

fuckyeahbookarts: DIY Kindle Book Cover by Cometogetherkids

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 16:11:08 -0500

fuckyeahbookarts:

DIY Kindle Book Cover by Cometogetherkids

sexistmorons: babybritainx: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s...

Wed, 30 May 2012 22:53:48 -0500

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads:

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

bratalie: fujiidom:offbeatorbit | theatlantic: The Invisible...

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:21:39 -0500

bratalie:

fujiidom:offbeatorbit | theatlantic:

The Invisible Borders That Define American Culture

One of the clearest regional differences in the U.S. can found by tracking the words people use to refer to soft drinks, which is in fact the map you saw at the top of this story. Pop or soda, or even Coke, these small linguistic differences are not as small as we might think. While “soda” commands the Northeast and West Coast (green) and “pop” is in between (black), “Coke” reigns in the south (turquoise). These small distinctions can often act as touchstones for larger cultural differences.

Read more. [Image: Samuel Arbesman]

#it’s soda you weirdos

and that’s what deathbeds are for…

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:09:57 -0500

and that’s what deathbeds are for…

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Mon, 21 May 2012 18:00:48 -0500

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Sat, 19 May 2012 15:31:50 -0500

thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes...

Thu, 17 May 2012 20:13:30 -0500

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

first-player: Rejected Fox Headlines

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:39:43 -0500

first-player:

Rejected Fox Headlines

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Tue, 15 May 2012 09:17:36 -0500

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Mon, 14 May 2012 22:56:10 -0500

drapetomania: jasjhfafg

Mon, 14 May 2012 22:55:17 -0500

drapetomania:

jasjhfafg

Fuck being a responsible adult.

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:26:18 -0500

I just bought a $240 pair of cowboy boots.

Dear How I Met Your Mother:

Mon, 14 May 2012 20:17:02 -0500

I love the shit out of you.

Let’s get married.

Then, a little ways down the road, you can tell our kids, “And kids, that’s the story of how I met your mother.”

Love,
Crystal

heheheheheeheheheehee: LOL for all da HIMYM fans in the house

Thu, 10 May 2012 22:41:35 -0500

heheheheheeheheheehee:

LOL for all da HIMYM fans in the house

So, um, that book there on the right? In the #1 spot on...

Sun, 06 May 2012 16:24:23 -0500

So, um, that book there on the right? In the #1 spot on Amazon’s Top Free list?

Yeah, um, THAT’S MY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit, right? I about stroked when that happened.

It’s not free anymore, but you can still buy it for your Kindle for $3.99. Or borrow it from the Lending Library for free. And you can do all of that right here.